The Art of Being Emily (Emily Compendium Book 1) by Katie MacAlister

Author:Katie MacAlister [MacAlister, Katie]
Language: eng
Format: epub
Publisher: Racing Pigeon Productions
Published: 2016-08-22T22:00:00+00:00

WEEK THREE

Subject: Blech

From: [email protected]

To: [email protected]

Date: 16 January 4:32 pm

Dru wrote:

was cute and all, but how could I think about dating him if I have Brent? OK, I don't have Brent yet, but I might, and then I'd be two-timing him, and you know after the Vance episode I swore never to two time anyone. You were right, he was definitely a weasel.

Well, I'm not going to say I told you so, but I TOLD YOU SO! And no, even if the guy at Whistler was coolio and everything, if you're thinking about become serious with Brent, it's not good for you to be flirting with someone else. On the other hand, what if things with Brent fall through? If you flirted with Hans the Ski Instructor, then at least you'd have him to fall back on.

Oh, poop, I don't know what you should do. My love life is such a mess right now, I don't think I should be giving you advice. You'll just end up like me, looking like...well, I'll get to that in a mo.

Oh! I meant to tell you, I'm getting my baby next week. Do you guys get babies in England? I can't decide what to name mine, whether it should be a boy or a girl. Becca and Rach asked if they could have twins (duh—like they are twins!) but Mrs. Darling said no, only one baby per person. Anyway, I'm kind of dreading the baby, because you know what a hard time I have waking up in the middle of the night. And a doll that pees all over the place is just gross.

I think we get sacks of flour instead of the dolls that you guys get. At least that's what Lalla said, but I can't believe that. I mean, the whole thing behind the babies is to show you what having one is really like, right? So how can carrying around a bag of flour tell you what a baby is like? I mean, it doesn't wet its diapers, it doesn't have microchip that makes it wake up in the middle of the night, it just sits there. It's a SACK OF FLOUR! Anyway, we don't get those until next semester. I thought you were all copasetic with the name Sahara?

So, let me tell you about the horrible thing that's happened. Before you ask if it was like the castle thing, it wasn't. This is all Sarah's fault, I'm totally innocent. Well, mostly. OK, so I had something to do with it, but...meh. Let me tell this properly or you'll end up all confused.

Sarah is the vet girl who was here on Wednesday and yesterday while they scanned the sheep. I was supposed to help today, but Alec found someone at a neighbor's farm to take my place, which was fine because that meant I could work on the HOTW page. Anyway, they got done just after lunch, and Alec gave Holly the rest of the afternoon off, so we went into town to do some shopping.

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